First, can this be a good idea? The New York Times explore the effects of drinking coffee before a run. True story: coffee is a diuretic. Running has a similar effect on many. My mind is going to unpleasant places.
Second, barf. At 5'9 and 120 pounds (holy COW) this woman was told she had "waist wads" and "banana rolls" by a plastic surgeon. I guess the rest of us should just commit mass suicide.